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by i love gildafuckingryphon Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:16 pm

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HOW TO MAKE A WEEK'S WORTH OF NOT-RAMEN MEALS FOR ABOUT $10:

It occurs to me that I’ve never discussed how I make lunches like this on a shoestring budget and that it might be good information to share since most of us aren’t exactly rolling in Benjamins. I’m sick of seeing those posts shaming people for buying fast food and proposing “healthier alternatives” with wildly inaccurate prices and no instruction on what to DO with the ingredients.
So, here’s how I make a week’s worth of lunches for less than $10, featuring real, current, 2015 prices and nothing more complicated than slicing a tomato.

Get a big loaf of French or Italian bread from the day-old section of your local grocery or Wal-Mart. Most groceries discount their day-old items significantly. You can get a huge loaf of bread, enough for 4 - 5 sandwiches, for 70¢ at Wal-Mart (and the normal price is only $1.00).
Get some cheap deli meat. I go for the Buddig meats, which are68¢ a pack. They have turkey, ham, roast beef, corned beef, chicken, et cetera. Each pack comes with about 10 thin slices (2 oz), so however much mileage you can get from one pack is up to you. I get 1 - 2 sandwiches out of a pack usually.
Get a tomato or two. Tomatoes run about 90¢ - $1.50 a pound. They’re 97¢/lb here presently. I usually get about four sandwiches from one tomato, so two can span a week easily.
Get a head of green leaf lettuce. It runs about $1.00 - $2.00 a head (it’s about $1.49 here right now). Iceberg lettuce costs even less. Don’t buy bags of pre-cut or shredded lettuce; you’ll be paying WAY, way more something you can easily do at home.
Finally, the most expensive item to get is store-brand deli cheese. I prefer provolone, which is $2.47 for 12 slices - that’ll last more than a week, so you can often use it for two weeks in a row.. Some types of cheese (cheddar, for instance) are even cheaper
When you get home, slice your loaf of bread into three or four pieces. If you;re going for a full seven days’ worth of lunches, you’ll probably want to get two loaves of bread and slice seven pieces exactly. Then cut each of those in half so you can make the sandwiches.
Assemble your sandwiches! Add the meat; wash the lettuce and pull off the leaves; wash and slice the tomatoes, et cetera. You probably have some condiments in your fridge already; if not, you can get store brand mustards and such for as low as $1.00.
Wrap the sandwiches (use store-brand fold-over sandwich bags, which are 100 for $1.00…that’s 3 or 4 months’ worth of sandwiches!) and store them in the fridge. Eat one per day.
That’s a whole week of meals for about $9.49 before tax - and they’re damn good-looking sandwiches, as you can see in the above photo! I usually spend even less than that because I eat dinner leftovers from lunch a few days a week. Preparation takes like 20 minutes, if that, and isn’t strenuous. I just do it all at once on Sunday evening.

These are the actual prices I pay (I shop predominantly at Safeway and Wal-Mart), but local prices vary, of course. However, since I live in one of the most expensive metropolitan areas in the country (Washington, D.C.), there’s a good chance much of the produce is cheaper wherever you might be.
I hope this is helpful to someone! It’s sure kept me from starving.

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by i love gildafuckingryphon Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:16 pm

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by room Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:42 pm

that brownie in a mug shit never worked i tried it once

by i love gildafuckingryphon Fri Aug 19, 2016 8:02 pm

what did you end up with in the place of brownie in a mug

by room Fri Aug 19, 2016 9:30 pm

a simultaneously molten and burnt piece of shit and i followed directions to a T

by i love gildafuckingryphon Fri Aug 19, 2016 9:33 pm

that is generally not a good idea when you have to bake things or put them in the microwave since not all microwaves and ovens are equal and elevation affects them as well

by bob of sponge Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:42 pm

rt should find a guide for autofellatio and share results

by i love gildafuckingryphon Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:49 pm

THE BIG RETARD wrote:rt should find a guide for autofellatio and share results

that would take effort and also not be looked highly upon by FM so that will have to wait until we get our own domain

by mac b Sat Aug 20, 2016 2:00 pm

im sure the cosmopolitan has articles right up ur alley for that

by bob of sponge Sat Aug 20, 2016 2:13 pm

i mean i'm waay too fat to do that shit and so is most normal people.

by mac b Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:58 pm

maybe you should just teach a chimp to eat without biting

also i wouldnt think most normal people are too fat to suckmselves as opposed to being inflexible

by i love gildafuckingryphon Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:59 pm

i like how this relatively serious thread has turned into discussions of autofellatio lmao

by bob of sponge Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:51 pm

mac b wrote:maybe you should just teach a chimp to eat without biting

also i wouldnt think most normal people are too fat to suckmselves as opposed to being inflexible

only the skinniest of emaciated Ethiopian bushmen can reach the tip

by i love gildafuckingryphon Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:57 pm

bob of sponge wrote:
mac b wrote:maybe you should just teach a chimp to eat without biting

also i wouldnt think most normal people are too fat to suckmselves as opposed to being inflexible
only the skinniest of emaciated Ethiopian bushmen can reach the tip

i take it that, despite being a gay man, you don't browse places like /r/gaybros much, do you

by mac b Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:59 pm

i am not gay
of course i dont. as ive said reddit is fuckin tarded

by bob of sponge Sat Aug 20, 2016 5:01 pm

sketchyappaloosa wrote:
bob of sponge wrote:
mac b wrote:maybe you should just teach a chimp to eat without biting

also i wouldnt think most normal people are too fat to suckmselves as opposed to being inflexible
only the skinniest of emaciated Ethiopian bushmen can reach the tip
i take it that, despite being a gay man, you don't browse places like /r/gaybros much, do you

i am kidding by that post, rt. one of my friends who is my height but half my weight can suck his dick. but no, i dont visit gay shit or go out of my way to be in some bullshit sociopolitical "community" because i like men

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