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Post by Flamdini on Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:18 pm

this is where we all can write obnoxious biographies about ourselves, since for some of us it's been a while (possibly forever). i'll start.

hey i'm flamdini and i have prior (mostly pretty negative) experiences with other forums many of you were on as flamingdinner. that name should be enough to jog the memories of those of you who i would know so i won't recount my history on these boards. i won't tell you how cool and funny i am because that kind of thing is self-demonstrating so i'll list off interesting facts about myself instead.

  • i'm writing a book now it's pretty stupid but i'm very proud of it and think it has multimedia potential
  • i'm a verified bona-fide plaidified communist and have been for three years
  • i'm a unitarian universalist
  • i'm a boy scout
  • i like those videos and cartoons as much as you kids do
  • i like writing, philosophy, FOSS, programming (which I don't know how to do yet), speculative biology, philosophy, composing, latin, and obscure/old/campy media
  • if you see anyone call me a furry vorarephile it's because i made an ass of myself on roblox forums when i was a shitposting kiddie it's also 70% true
  • if you have a complaint about any of the above you can leave a complaint in the complaint box BUT I DON'T CHECK THAT SHIT.
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Post by finna bust a NUT on Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:22 pm

i am half Taiwanese Chinese
i have leukemia
crush a can


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Post by Flamdini on Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:23 pm

Informative
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Post by room on Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:23 pm

you know who i am if you're not old as hell.
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Post by Flamdini on Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:24 pm

room wrote:you know who i am if you're not old as hell.
some people are old as fuck
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Post by Flamdini on Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:26 pm

who's spongebob
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Post by finna bust a NUT on Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:27 pm

zacmac i think
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Post by mac b on Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:45 pm

communist bitch
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Post by mac b on Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:51 pm

damn right he is
also "speculative biology" my ass, sounds like wish n watch science. you even take real biology bro???
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Post by Flamdini on Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:03 pm

mac b wrote:communist bitch
when i said "complaint box" i meant "pm box" and i do check it afro
mac b wrote:damn right he is
also "speculative biology" my ass, sounds like wish n watch science. you even take real biology bro???
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you're mostly right, it just tries to imagine how certain mythological body functions and fictional creatures would work in reality while bending the actual rules as little as possible, preferably not at all. i got into it as an extension of looking into how i could implement dragons in a realistic "modern earth" setting, as well as with a coherent backstory, and how i could reconcile what i wanted to do with folklore and biology. but yes i have taken biology.
don't tell me you're a libertarian though, i'll take nazis over libertarians
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Post by finna bust a NUT on Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:09 pm

long as we're getting titles, i want mine to be "the coolest guy"
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Post by mac b on Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:12 pm

bigass lizards is as close as youll get to dragons 
fire breathing isn't biologically feasible given the history of evolution as i know it


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Post by Flamdini on Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:35 pm

mac b wrote:bigass lizards is as close as youll get to dragons 
fire breathing isn't biologically feasible given the history of evolution as i know it


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that's actually where speculative biology would come in handy. 
i thought so too, but-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_cyanide
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmoxytes_purpurosea
now all you need is lotsa mucus and a mouth lined with flint or a similar material. of course these dragons don't actually breathe fire all that often.
for bonus points, it also reconciles conflicting accounts that dragons breathe poison and not fire.
and yeah they're pretty close to "lizards", for example fiction and folklore often describes dragons as being thousands of years old, my handwave is that that's only possible if like 95% of their time is spent hibernating
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Post by mac b on Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:52 pm

mouth lined with flint = lol
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Post by bob of sponge on Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:54 pm

hi i am the mac of the zac and i suck crack for dick money
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Post by mac b on Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:57 pm

fucking indignified sodomite
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Post by mac b on Sat Aug 20, 2016 5:01 pm

be a real man get a job or run pills dont sink to a level that puts your cock in a lock
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Post by bob of sponge on Sat Aug 20, 2016 5:02 pm

mac b wrote:be a real man get a job or run pills dont sink to a level that puts your cock in a lock
i'd rather put my cock in a lock, pleasuring men, than i would selling pills that could potentially kill someone?

a porn star over a pharmacist.
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Post by Flamdini on Sat Aug 20, 2016 5:04 pm

mac b wrote:mouth lined with flint = lol
well any old thing really
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Post by mac b on Sat Aug 20, 2016 5:05 pm

enough with the needless overglorification this is the kind of thing that spread the nigerio culture to detrimental levels and influenced the youth to be just like them. 
you're not a pornstar you a whore
when i was talking about pills you know pharmacy wasnt what i had in mind
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